One2Swing Daily
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Separated At Birth V: "Guys With Testosterone"
There are a lot of "Separated At Birth" thingies floating in my head .. believe you me. I didn't even get my "Separated At Birth: OSDF Style" one out yet featuring Paul and Sharon. So that really was next ... and then Beantown 2005 came.
So during Beantown, Sheri repeatedly kept telling me:
"Doesn't Kenneth look like John Malkovich?"
(This would be Kenneth Norbelie of Kenneth and Helena of Shout N Feel It).
"No not really .. he looks more like Lance."
(This would be LindyGroove Lance).
Plus, I've always maintained that John Malkovich beared more of a resemblance to Adam Vallus out in Detroit. Though come to think of it Mr. Malkovich bears some resemblance to Lance also. I guess that means in a transitive sort of way, if John Malkovich resembles Lance and Lance resembles Kenneth, then John Malkovich sort of resembles Kenneth.
Hmmm...
Well, I don't know about you but perhaps some visual aids would help.
| Kenneth Norbelie | LindyGroove Lance |
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| LindyGroove Lance | John Malkovich |
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which of course means (from Separated At Birth IV)
| Kenneth Norbelie | Keenan Ivory Wayans |
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Oh yeah ... and:
| John Malkovich | Adam Vallus |
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Is it just me? There seems to be an ..ermm... "glaring" attribute they all share. But I think this is better expressed by one of my favorite folk singers Christine Lavin.
"Bald Headed Men" - Christine Lavin "Live At The Cactus Cafe"
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Cheers!
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